How does one get a pigeon to walk down steps (so it can get out of a building and not kill itself flying into windows)?
One does *not* get a pigeon to walk down steps. Said pigeon will go to edge of step and then fly to a light fixture in the stairwell.
One then has to flap one’s arms around to get pigeon *off* light fixture.
Pigeon flies back to window.
One shoos pigeon toward steps.
Repeat about 5 times, coming to the realization that perhaps one is no smarter than pigeon.
Corner pigeon, toss jacket over it and carry it down the flight of steps and out a door.
Hope pigeon didn’t fly to adjacent building and have a heart attack from all the excitement.
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